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I’m that smelly cat Phoebe was singing about
23 hours agoChris Johnson
Enough with the enough is never enough folks
1 week agoChris Johnson
Though I clearly am a fashion icon myself, I don’t really understand handbags
2 weeks agoChris Johnson
If you’re never wrong, that ain’t right
3 weeks agoChris Johnson
Here comes the sun, do do do doo … so look out!
4 weeks agoChris Johnson
Merle Haggard ain’t gonna like my answer to his 40-year-old question
1 month agoChris Johnson
In 2033, I land an exclusive interview with our favorite expatriated American
1 month agoChris Johnson
Guys look at parties — and shark tootery — a little differently
2 months agoChris Johnson
Restaurant apps are a thing now, but no so much back home
2 months agoChris Johnson
Why would Elon Musk want his weird hands on Twitter
2 months agoChris Johnson
Jiminy Cricket! Boycott Disney or don’t, but quit whining!
3 months agoChris Johnson
The Bobs from “Office Space” need to meet with the U.N. Security Council
3 months agoChris Johnson

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About me

I grew up in the small-town of Oglethorpe, Georgia, and began my writing career as a sports writer in 1989. A few newspapers and books later, I now call Perry, Georgia, home.

Illustration by Don Coker

With my old friend "Killswitch" at a Buffett show

With my Missin' Links uncles Rocky and Dusty Malone

"Celebrity" shift for the Ronald McDonald house

Rock 103 in Columbus with Chris Chaos

President Carter granted me a full pardon

At the tip of the continental U.S.

John Mayer leaning too close to my wife

In the village of Agomeda, Ghana

Building homes in Nicaragua

Sun Studios in Memphis

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