Random thoughts are liable to pop into my mind at any moment — when I’m watching a football game, when I’m driving, or when I’m supposed to be doing something important while driving, such as yielding. “Oops! Sorry. Was thinking about squirrels.” “I’M GOING TO KILL YOU! YOU’VE THREATENED MY FREEDOM TO USE THE RIGHT LANE!” “Well, again, my apologies. At least we didn’t have an accident. May blessings be upon you.” “MY TIRE TOOL’S GONNA BE UPON YOU!” “Before you do that, can I borrow your hat with the horns on it? I left my viking helmet at home.” […]
Staying home doesn’t fly for everyone, but it definitely does for me
