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Want milk from extremely contented cows?

Want milk from extremely contented cows?

In “Rainy Day Women No. 12 and 35,” Bob Dylan famously sang that “everybody must get stoned.” After careful analysis of the song, I’ve determined that the point Mr. Dylan — one of the greatest songwriters in history and by far the best songwriter who also sounds like Buckwheat when he was “Wookin’ Pa Nub” in all the wrong places — was trying to make is that everybody, everybody, must get stoned. But not cows. He couldn’t have possibly meant cows. However, in a shocking new development sure to anger old while men who still think the drug war actually […]